No fish ? Where's the fish?

Just remembered we haven't got fish yet. But I dunno what ones the git right a huv decided am gonnae type in scots cis a cannae be arsed... Aye a want some fish but a dinni Ken wit ones tar git a wis hinking of gitting angel fish but a heard they are mental like pure fuckin evil Ken? Probably git a gold fish. Name it......... Bob. Bob the fish 

Bye

Cunts

Nah bye fuckers