Have you ever been so scared...

Hey guys long time no talk. So where have I been? No where idiot I've just been too lazy to update. I've also had the cold for around two weeks now... Also i think I have damaged nerves in my foot because I can't seem to put any weight on it or move it for four days now.. Anyway. 

Boy do I have a story for you guys. About two nights ago I was terrified. It was three in the morning. I was in bed with Kimmi. We couldn't sleep. I'm spooning Kim. And I laugh and say haha look. There's a shadow on the wall and it looks like a skull... But then the light blinked about three times. I thought well the window from our bedroom shows an alleyway. And there are lights there maybe they are broke. I get up to check and I can see the roof opesit us.. The roof opesit us is the roof of the Royal bank of Scotland. Yes a bank. So.. I look outside my window. ... I appear to see a bald old man crouching on his knees. Shining a torch into our bedroom window..:. I quickly duck, get my phone while hiding to make sure he doesn't see me on the phone I tell Kimmi to stay down. She thought it was an old man trying to commit suicide... She saw a man jump from a crane in Glasgow at night once..: she didn't understand since I was so frantic.. I called the police told them what happened.. Ten minutes gone I get no call back... So we call the police again. The police operator told us they had snifer dogs on the scene and it was workmen. Eh?! Workmen at three in the morning Why were they shineing a torch in my window ?! I acted calmly and just called the police straight away. This is why you need a dog in your home... And that's my two cents.

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Fuckers.