Sunday, 23 June 2013

The story of the big dickhole and the nice girl who was trapt living with a dickhole and her amazing dog LOL ( you think of a better title LOL)

So we all know that story of the girl who just wanted to enjoy life. who wanted to go about her days in peace and harmony. But couldn't because of the ... "dickhole"

I may be looking into this situation too much, but as the narriator of this story i'm sure you know that i too have someone in my life who thrives on putting me down and making jokes... because they want to be the funny guy... let's do one thing right now shall we? let's rename the dickhole... funny guy who thrives on attention and romour has it the dickhole, sorry .. funny guy who thrives on attention has no friends. and even the people who care for him like the girl who wanted to enjoy her life... she at one point cared for this man...  so he feels he needs to be funny guy to get attention. he feels he needs to blurt out un funny things to the girl and her friend which he finds funny, but infact he is just being a dickhole? to be the center of attention..

Why does he do that? well in my opinion he feels so fucking lonely he despretly wants attention and people to like him. maybe he is a socio path? maybe he isn't but if you just stop giving him attention it will get worse. but you could always put a brave face on untill one day you snap and get the queen of dogs to rip his throat out? violent? you bet!

no but seriously. the girl shouldn't sweat it, relax. chill. i know it's hard when you have a dickhole.. (shit sorry the guy who loves attention.. dickhole is just to easy to write) in your face but in my opinion just try and reason with the dude. maybe he is jealous of your white knight prince miles apart from you? and that being said. i'm sure you could just wait it out until you decide to flee to the sea in the west to be with your prince...

i completely agree with the phraise manners is everything. and it's hard to believe this guy has a mum...

just go about your life as normal, until you can change you situation and get your own place either in a smaller part of the country (like me) where it is cheaper.. or you wait to see what your prince can do, as for the guy who is a prick. just be yourself, thats the perfect comeback. because you being yourself and having your friends round will annoy him more and more and more. and he will wish he could have what you have. but if you want to try and mend the broken friendship. well get drunk and have a heart to heart. have a big big chat. because peoples true feelings come out. and when he is drunk you can ask the question.

why do you always feel the need to insult this girl who just wants to enjoy her life?

if that doesn't work....

then

be yourself.

take care

and god bless

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