I refuse to pay.

Okay so in the uk you have to have a license to watch live tv on a tv, laptop, phone anything that gets a tv signal. They say it is law, but it isn't it is common law not compared to a law where you must not walk about nude. Basically not a serious law.. They want £145 per month from me and will threaten court action (bull shit) and will visit your home. But... Not if you go through it the legal way. I wrote an email and it says the following "

I wish to withdraw all implied rights of access to the property known as Barns Street, Ayr, South Ayrshire,

I believe the BBC corporation failed in their obligations to act impartiality regarding the Scottish referendum campaign. Any visit to this property shall be filmed and recorded on CCTV. Please update your records timelessly 

The Occupier"

Fuck the bbc

45%

Kimmi is cheating on me tonight...

She's in the guest room with him!!!!! Black and Tan bastard! I don't like dogs on the bed so I'm in the bedroom star fishing lol! Just thought I'd post this! Enjoy my women mr woofers lol!

Canny sleep!

Aghhh! A canny sleep again! A dinni ken wit tae Dae! Am tae warm and a just canny sleep lol. Ah huv tae be up at sivin fur jacks walk. Ah hink it's gid but it's tae early fur that shite....

Can you understand my scots :D?

Seriously thought I can't sleep... I go to get a drink and then I'm thirsty again:|!

So here I am in bed naked ... 

LMAO I sound like a paedo! Well it's comfy shut up.. A car alarm went off too. Fucking cats. I can never fall asleep with music too.... I wish I could...

Tomorrow I'm going to train jack his recall command and to ignore distractions. He already knows it but recently he has been ignoring my commasds when around interesting smells and other dogs... And before you say it, no it's not domminance it's just he has been trained to ignore stuff and the "come" or "here" command has been broken and has lost meaning to him... 

I don't want to sound arrogant but I'm doing really well with dog training. I helped a guy named danny with his jack russel milly, she would run and bark at dogs and never listen to his commands. I told him (like an inexperienced jerk) it's domminance but I don't believe in domminance with dogs. Dogs may come from wolves but they are dogs. We may come from chimps but we are not chimps... We don't fling piles of shit at people... Well some of us do, but they're english people;D... Anyway I told him to get a clicker and a whistle. I told him if you want the dog to come to you start in your home (less distractions) use the que word (come here) and when she comes over click and reward... Then up the stages by adding the whistle, click and reward, the problem? Well she still barks at othe dogs and runs over to them but half way she will stop and return when hearing the whistle... Progress but why does she bark at other dogs? Well in my opionion she is just courios she wants to say hi, so she barks, it's also down to the not correct exercise, anyone can walk a dog but they need to chase a ball, jo over things... And finally down to not learning the focus que.. We see what happens all the time. Owner sees another dog, freaks out, sends signals to dog then the dog notices dog and runs over. If you see a dog tell ur dog to focus on you. You've solved 25% percent of problem.

Anyway I hope you

Liked this blog

Night!! Or morning...

I'm about to take the first step to commence my dream.

So today as I was walking Jack. I decided to text back a man named Marco, he is a Mexican and a dog trainer located in Edinburgh and this was the text from a month ago ; 

Sounds promising right? I get to work with a dog trainer near my parents house and obviously it makes me excited so today I wrote the following ;

After two minutes I get a call from him, he says what are you talking about, I don't know what text you are talking about, you can't shadow me, if you want to take my course it will cost you £5,000 ! It cost me £20,000, why would I want to help you? I said because you said in a previous text you would and I have a strong affection for helping and training dogs. His response find someone else. My response, well public parks are free so I still might attend. Then he hung up.

I was so angry, so hurt that I was led on this way. So what do I do? I try to think logically. Then I remembered what Martin had said (also a dog trainer) "shadow trainers, join a kennel club" so I looked up the number for the British Kennel club, told them what happend and they said there is a home course available, and once I pass that I will be given a mentor then another test to see if I pass and can become a professional dog trainer. 

I asked how much would it cost? 5 thousand? 2 thousand? Her response not at all! So I thanked her for having this scheme in place I am so happy!

So once I pass (which I will because I am taking over) I will start walking and training dogs for free, build a network around the area, then I will win the trust of the locals, then the respect and then I will start charging £15 an hour

But let me make one thing clear, I am not doing this for money or an easy job, far from it

In dog training the more experience you have the more you can charge and the less the less you can charge, I know it will take a long time to get where I want to be, I know I will be in the pissing/ice cold/ scottish rain/snow. 

I've always felt a conection to dogs and prefer people with dogs, they just get me. Dogs are more loyal and trusting then most people and well as for dog training I want to work with "dangerous" dogs, rottys, dobermanns, german shepherds, mastiffs, Caucasian shepherds, chow chows and boxers. I want to help aggressiveness and hyper activity. I want to help people train there dog correctly. I want to see dogs be dogs. Be more happy. Dogs bite because of lack of exercise and frustrainion ... Spooked or just annoyed. I want to help... I also do not believe in any collars, choke chains or spiked collars. The only thing I believe in is lots of praise, positive reinforcement through clicker training and muzzles.

I would rather do a job where I am going to be able to be myself rather then worry if I'm pleasing the man... I will be the best obedience/trick trainer in Scotland. I'm taking over.. And so is Jack.

Let me know what you think. Is a dog trainer a good career in your opinion? See you guys

The previous post...

Sorry but seeing this picture in the previous post made me think of the highland games and when i think of the highlands i think of this










ALBA GU BRÁTH !

SAOR ALBA!

Walk Time

Just about to leave the house to take jack for his morning SHITE, we say SHITE in Scotland not shit or poo, SHITE like LIGHT but SH ITE! .... no idea what that was about, oh look i am typing fast, that feels good on my fingers. I never get on my laptop, always on the Iphone, well you know how it is... anyway, yes yes, i was just about to go out when i remembered I am in a much more happier mood. i went from Sad, (don't have the slightest clue why) oh yeah because i can't FUCKING sleep !! .... To tell you the truth Blogger, I am worried, Worried about Christmas, I hate it, I really do, People can be so judgemental and only want presents,... I don't have a lot of money at the moment and we are scared how we will pay for presents, so we are going to go down the home made root.. wow a 23 year old man and i am doing that.... I mean i can save but it will be a sturggle.... I am also worried will i be enough for my niece or nephew? what if the baby hates me because i am so far... We want to move back to Edinburgh but rent is so dog damn high, maybe when i am the worlds best dog trainer (which I fucking will be) i can manage to pay for a nice big house in Edinburgh... Ah well sun is up here is apicture of me throwing fucking sticks...



FUCKERS:D <3

Nirvana blues.

I named this thread or blog post nirvana blues because it's 4.29 am and I can't sleep and I'm listening to Nirvana right now and they cheer me up. I'm upset because I can't sleep. I never get to sleep until two now, well normally half two. Kim's in the guest room watching her marianas trench videos and I wanted peace to read my book

I've been reading a book called the wolf within. It's interesting and how a man (Shaun learned to speak to dogs)

Speaking of dogs, Jack was a bit dominant today I was playing tug of war with him and he growled and then barked, I corrected him by his "bad word" noise and laid him on his back (to be dominant) anyway after that we went for a nice long walk with danny and his jack Russell milly... Lol

I made two home made dinners the other day casserole and gave the left overs to my landlord, it was really nice actually, input sausages in it, mince, onions, carrots, peas and pork... And the same night I made chicken curry, if you want a nice sause add milk and butter not too much but not too short....

I gotta get up at seven for jacks morning walk. I haven't slept:/ 

Kevin's coming round for Kim's band practise... They wrote a song called hearts collide. I wrote the lyrics to it and it was fun....

Mi really don't know what to say apart from I almost broke my ankle today. I fell on the floor after walking down the stairs, twisted my foot and just laid on the floor for 30 seconds, I couldn't get up....

Christmas is soon and Kimmi has been making her perler beads for people... They are good I've made and apple and Jack skellington lol...

Just really want to move to dalmellington with Kimmi soon, Itl be lovely in the countryside... Itl be a great place for jack... 

Oh yeah my ear is bad, I stretched to quick and it bled so I gotta look after it...

Kimmi is obsessed with her favourite band marianas trench and josh ramsay lol... I don't mind I get to be obsessed with my dog books and videos ^.^

I meant to say I hope you all liked my top youtube videos. It was fun to write about and edit... If you haven't seen it give it a go. 

I was actually thinking of making a YouTube video with Jacks tricks in future, I taught him to play dead on command today, it was fun... I just don't know what trick to teach him next, probably heel and speak, 

Oh yeah I'm planing on studding him out, not for cash I just want one of his pups , hopefully a boy... But I don't know what bitch I will choose.

Maybe german shepherd...

Anyway bedtime 

Goodnight blogger